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Fernando Torres documentary; Atlético → now (2013)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:15:49 +0100

_{Fernando Torres documentary; Atlético}_{→ now (2013)}

"I say girls are beautiful and girls are sexy - they need to be...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:49:12 +0100

"I say girls are beautiful and girls are sexy - they need to be told that. If they don't have anyone to tell them that and mean it, I'm gonna tell them."

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:53:58 +0100

A "twisted" interview by Luis Martín ("El País")

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:07:11 +0100

Q: What is Pele's real name?
Fernando: Pelé, isn't that more than enough?
Q: What does Mezcal taste like?
Fernando: Mezcal.
Q: Against whom or what would you protest against?
Fernando: I'll try to start off by being politically correct and keep quiet about that.
Q: Where does Sponge Bob Squarepants work?
Fernando: He lives in a pineapple under the sea and works at the Burger Crab.
Q: Who sang for the girl from Ipanema?
Fernando: Well a singer, of course, but I'm more of the rocker type.
Q: What is the water percentage of a watermelon?
Fernando: 90 percent.
Q: How many jobless people are in Spain right now?
Fernando: About 25% of the economically active population, according to what I read a couple of days ago.
Q: How come bankers don't go to jail?
Fernando: I suppose that when the first one is caught, the rest will follow, but the first step is always the most difficult one.
Q: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Fernando: That is a deeply personal question.
Q: What was the first concert you ever went to?
Fernando: El Canto del Loco's, surely.
Q: Who are the British and Irish Lions?
Fernando: A rugby team.
Q: Why do so many African children die on a daily basis?
Fernando: Because that's just how messed up the world is and how badly distributed.
Q: Does size matter?
Fernando: It depends on the subject at hand.
Q: Who cleans up your house?
Fernando: Her name is Shina.
Q: When was the last time you cried?
Fernando: Just a little while ago, I miss my kids too much.
Q: Why are there so many "tertulianos" ("hipsters" of sorts, or people that talk way too much) in Spain?
Fernando: Because it's what's trendy and that's what they do.
Q: What would you give Sara Carbonero as a present?
Fernando: To Sara and to many others, ear plugs, so she wouldn't have to listen to the countless idiots that roam the streets free.
Q: Which team would you never sign for?
Fernando: Whichever my wife told me not to.

"When a man says no in this culture, it’s the end of the discussion. When a woman says no, it’s the..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:44:12 +0100

““When a man says no in this culture, it’s the end of the discussion. When a woman says no, it’s the beginning of a negotiation.””

- Gavin De Becker (via thatmissourigirl)

Behind the Scenes of Broadchurch’s first read-through

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:56:00 +0100

Behind the Scenes of Broadchurch’s first read-through

Ryan Gosling at the FY Fest in 2010. (x)

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:55:21 +0100

Ryan Gosling at the FY Fest in 2010. (x)

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:52:52 +0100

i’ve done,everything i wanted and it was more than i thought it...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:38:00 +0100

i’ve done,everything i wanted and it was more than i thought it would be…

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:36:34 +0100

borinis replied to your post: im in a fucking crisis here, i’m so fucking hungry… wow that is...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:00:58 +0100

borinis replied to your post: im in a fucking crisis here, i’m so fucking hungry…

wow that is like the crisis of my life that legit happens to me all the time

not even lying, it’s the worst situation ever ugh

hughdancewithme replied to your post: im in a fucking crisis here, i’m so fucking hungry… is...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:00:24 +0100

hughdancewithme replied to your post: im in a fucking crisis here, i’m so fucking hungry…

is their any way you can ask your parents/ a sibling to get you food? like text them or something?

i texted my mum and she was all ‘what is wrong with you, if you’re hungry come get some food yourself’ LIKE THANKS MUM

im in a fucking crisis here, i’m so fucking hungry and but there’s guests downstairs and...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:47:53 +0100

im in a fucking crisis here, i’m so fucking hungry and but there’s guests downstairs and they’re all in the kitchen and i just wanna get something to eat but i dont wanna say hello because i dont even like these fucking guests and my stomach is rumbling and idk what to do

latentpower: awkwardsituationist: cambridge university...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:56:40 +0100

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:24:49 +0100

"Rooney or Torres? I like the minotaur quality lurching out of Rooney, but it would have to be..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:08:07 +0100

“Rooney or Torres? I like the minotaur quality lurching out of Rooney, but it would have to be Torres. What I love about Torres is that someone that I know, a beautiful woman, once did a styling job for Nike. She went and styled Torres and she said he was really serious. He wasn’t at all flirty. He always looks like he’s going to cry. He looks like he’s on the precipice of something emotional.””

- Russell Brand (English comedian) on Fernando Torres (source)

El Café de La Roja con Fernando Torres [x]

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 19:05:01 +0100

El Café de La Roja con Fernando Torres [x]

the fernando torres tag makes me cringe beyond life itself

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:57:00 +0100

the fernando torres tag makes me cringe beyond life itself

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:08:57 +0100

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:07:14 +0100